Corporate Dookie

Yo, yo yo, ch-ch-ch-check-eck-eck-check this out, I got hard drives up my ass, 10 software docs printing on my plotter, custom Gucci chrome login shell, and I’m running CHKDSK on your brain ’cause it got caught up in a dump from /dev/urandom (we cannot afford to run fsck, that’ll be another license that we have to pay for)!

My Adam’s apple’s the size of an Apple fanboi’s ego, I got glasses twice the size of Ugly Betty’s.  Sifting through the POSIX-compliant directories on my UNIX box, I go through kernel recompiles every other minor version (Yes, real men still use 2.4.x!  What else would my 386 run?!)

Raised in Chi-Town, straight outta Ford City, got my game on an Apple Mac and a Commodore 64.  Then came the big day when I installed my first distro and used minicom to log onto MSN and that was the shit!  Downloaded QT3 to get my themes all set up, built a rig for Half Life 2 and Wolf:ET.  Clustered my way onto the internets only to find pictures of lolcats on 4chan.  There was little time and without any intervention, got a job making more internets for people as the dump trucks break often.

This is the blog for all mah people, who stick up for the code of the geek, ’cause someday we shall rule the world.  Give my shout-outs to all my nerds and nerdettes, working for da big man in a big corporation for da big money, ’cause I’m telling you smalls,  IT is where I got to be, for the rest of the lifetime of my Wii!