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What Smells™ – Got Cameltoe?

Cameltoe.  You’ve heard the word, and for most, you know what it means.  Hell, maybe you’re even into it.  The truth is,  everyone has seen someone with one and, chances are, you’ll be pretty hard pressed to not see one again.

Or will you?

Apparently there’s a product out on the market for women, who PURPOSELY wear their clothes far tighter than they should, to hide their (rather unsightly) cameltoes.  It magically makes your vagina meat flaps disappear like Harry Houdini – and not surprisingly, it’s called the Cuchini.   These small nude-colored pads, which resemble the shape of a bicycle seat, can be worn with or without underwear – the latter, which may be the initial problem with having a cameltoe in the first place.

Cuchini Packaging Cuchini

For just an investment of $16.95 this can be all yours – but even better is the ability to anonymously send a Cuchini to a friend!   That’s right – if your bestie is sporting some extra vag cleavage through her too-tight leggings you can discreetly send her a two-pack of Cuchini’s to protect you both from a potentially embarrassing situation in public.  What’s worse than having a camel toe than being seen with someone who has one and not having done something about it?

3 Comments
  • Dan Gunn
    January 25, 2010
    #1
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    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

    Pretty gross Christina, prettttttttty Gross. especially the “What smells” part.

  • Christi Richards
    January 25, 2010
    #2
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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

    I know, right? The whole thing just disturbs me.

  • lisalisa47
    March 4, 2010
    #3
    UN:F [1.8.1_1037]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

    I know several women (and a couple of men) that make their surrounding environment very greatful if they’d use Cucchini.

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