Take a good long look at the authors behind the content on One Girl, No Cup™ and be afraid — be VERY, VERY afraid. While each author comes from an entirely different background than one another, they are united in their unique perspectives on the world around them and are very much alike in one major way: THEY ALL THINK YOU FUCKING SUCK! (So read on and enjoy, loser…and remember — you were warned.)

Website: One Girl, No Cup™

I love to laugh and I enjoy sarcasm.  I can take a good joke and am more than eager to laugh at your expense, as well as my own.  I enjoy debates and discussions on a variety of topics and I’m not afraid of those topics being religion or politics.  I am a very educated young woman and I study a lot of different things based on my own eclectic interests.  Unfortunately, I don’t find many people that are as fond of learning as I am and, because of that,  most of the time, I have no one to share these things with.

I’ve found that over the years I’ve been heading more and more towards misanthropy, not so much because I hate all of humankind, but I have a very strong dislike of stupidity/ignorance and it seems to be rampant everywhere and getting worse everyday.  (I mean, if the majority of the people you know are idiots, then it is very easy to feel like you ‘dislike’ everyone for the dumbasses they’ve become.)

I have had some pretty shitty experiences in life, maybe a little more so than the average person out there.  I don’t think that makes me special, whatsoever, but I’ve spent the last few years learning a lot about people in general and feeling majorly disappointed in what I’ve seen.  In the process, however, I have come up with a lot of material for this site, which by the way, if you haven’t figured out, I’m the developer of.   Besides that, I don’t know much else to tell everyone – I really don’t like to talk about myself.  It’s much more interesting if you figure me out on your own.  Have fun.

Contact: christi.richards@gmail.com

Website: The Noose

I hate you all.

Contact: dustin.a.richards@gmail.com

Website: Homicidal Tendencies

Where to start… I hate everybody, especially people who think they do something better than me. The world revolves around me and I don’t care about anybody else. (Except people I care about. <3) I don’t like robots, especially ones that might have artificial intelligence. That shit… FUCK that! Getting taken over by robots — are you fucking kidding me?! Nobody likes robots.

Fucking robots.

I listen to rap music.
I watch very little TV.
I frequent AnonSleepover.org to watch movies.
I watch movies all the time. When I’m not watching movies or listening to rap music.
I hit up YouTube. (I have a YouTube site – I have never posted a video, but I have a lot of good favorites.)

Oh yeah, and I bike. 100 miles+ a week. I don’t drive. Don’t fuck with me about it either. I’ll fucking knife you in the heart…And my knives are sharp as fuck because I sharpen them.

I’d crush somebodies skull in for no reason too.

Fucking chumps.

Contact: rockho@gmail.com

Website: The Mental Apocalypse

Writing your own bio is probably the most difficult thing I have ever done. That being said, here we go. Let’s start with the lame stuff. My name is Doug Horning. I was born in Alliance, Ohio and I now live close by. I was born in1980 and attended Alliance High School and Fort Lauderdale High School in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. I’m married to one of the craziest women in the world, Amber. She’s nuts for putting up with me and my mouth. I have two sons who are total monsters, a dog named Pedro, and a god damned chinchilla named Pikachu. That’s the boring stuff.

The good stuff begins now. I’m a diagnosed bipolar with intermittent explosive disorder. I also suffer from pseudo dementia (false dementia), which is attributed to depression. I have terrible rage issues and a deep seeded hatred for people that I have not gotten to know. I hate crowds, family gatherings, and just about any situation that puts me near “new” people. Luckily, I am one of the 12 percent of bipolar who are manic the majority of time rather than depressed. Along with the Euphoric Mania, I am a Sexual Manic also. But the majority of my manic episodes revolve around me screaming, threatening, and insulting others with little remorse. Therefore I am a hoot to be around.

I’m a Satanist (not devil worshipper). I believe in Christianity because, without it, my beliefs would be as pointless as good without evil. I am deeply opinionated in religion. I became a Satanist after two long stints with two very different Christian religions. I even hold two priesthoods in a Christian religion. That’s right folks; I can marry, baptize, and bless you. Sounds like fun huh?

Other than writing shit to see who is fucked up enough to read it, I am an avid gamer on PC and Xbox Live. I also spend a lot of time fishing and coaching my children’s soccer and football teams.

I hope you enjoyed wasting your time reading this. I also hope you have an even shittier opinion of me than before. I’m done now. Fuck off!!!

Contact: dwhorning@live.com